I've Just Seen the Great Cthulhu

ttto: Chatinooga Choo-Choo
Pardon my noise, but I've just seen the Great Cthulhu,	(Thuuu - Lhuuu)
And all this screaming from me,	(eee - eee)
Its just my insanity...	(teke-Li-li, teke-Li-Li)

End of all joys; I've just been spotted by Cthulhu.	(Thuuu - Lhuuu)
Now He's droolin' at me,	(eee - eee)
I'm much too frightened to flee	(teke-Li-li, teke-Li-Li)
Knees of jelly, know His belly's all I'm destined to see,
As I yell, He seems to tell me how delicious I'll be.
Luncheon with Cthulhu -
That's who I'll be into -
In a minute when He's chompin' me.

You've got no choice, unless He chooses to eschew you,	(Booo - Hooo)
Don't go climbin' no tree,	(eee - eee)
He'll just be shaking you free.	(teke-Li-li, teke-Li-Li)
We're all beaten; no retreatin' will be changing that fact.
Once you're eaten you're just meat inside His digestive tract.
Won't you stay for dinner?
Soon you'll know the inner -
Workings of His physiology.

We're all His toys - no need to make Cthulhu rue you.
And should Cthulhu choose to chew you,
You'll be inside Him with ...	(teke-Li-li, teke-Li-Li)
... me

I was not the first to use "Chattanooga Choo-Choo" for a Cthulhu filk. The SWIL filkbook has "The Lair of Great Cthulhu" by Joan Carruth and Larry Press.