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To the tune of: Freight Train, Elizabeth Cotten
Weight gain, weight gain: goes on fast.
Weight gain, weight gain: I'm aghast.
Each repast should be my last;
I really ought to fast.
Weight gain, how my belly shows.
Weight gain, wait, where are my toes?
I suppose I need new clothes;
My waist just grows and grows.
When I fry or fricassee,
I'll deny each caloire.
You'll be seeing more of me;
I'm growing by degree.
"I should diet" ... so I say,
I could try it any day.
How I pray to waste away...
...But this is how I'll stay.
Weight gain, weight gain: goes on fast.
Weight gain, weight gain: I'm aghast.
Each repast should be my last;
I really ought to fast.
Lyrics: Copyright 2005, Rich Brown (?subject=re:%20www.FreeMars.org/filk/weight">)
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